Getting all packed up this week for Broatchella 2015. It's the same as Brochella but it's off land. Can't wait to see me some roided out tribal tattooed spray tanned Jell-O shot filled bohunks do their best drunk MMA impressions in the top deck mosh pit. Whenever we aren't on stage, I'll be curled up fetal position in my cabin, palms up, while I desperately cling to the last week of my thirties as it slips through my hooked fingers. So, I'd like to give a shout out now to all the other over-the-hill late nineties/early 2000s bands going on the cruise: Let's give these people the raging alcohol fueled nostalgia fest they're paying for guys! I know we can do it if we tune down low enough!
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  • thewesborlandGetting all packed up this week for Broatchella 2015. It's the same as Brochella but it's off land. Can't wait to see me some roided out tribal tattooed spray tanned Jell-O shot filled bohunks do their best drunk MMA impressions in the top deck mosh pit. Whenever we aren't on stage, I'll be curled up fetal position in my cabin, palms up, while I desperately cling to the last week of my thirties as it slips through my hooked fingers. So, I'd like to give a shout out now to all the other over-the-hill late nineties/early 2000s bands going on the cruise: Let's give these people the raging alcohol fueled nostalgia fest they're paying for guys! I know we can do it if we tune down low enough!

  • thewesborland@marleyamour maybe you should do a birthday shot WITH the both of us considering I'll be there for christsake.
  • _mrs_soriano@thewesborland oh, well of course I would! I was just assuming you might be curled up in fetal position in your cabin ;)
  • _mrs_sorianoWhen I see you I will introduce myself, and we will do our birthday shot together! My name is Shayne, and I'm married to the dred that fronts that other late nineties/early 2000s band, Nonpoint. Cheers!!
  • rikakayoconnorI'm pretty sure you're not referring to me in this description @thewesborland, because you know me...but I will be there and even though I don't usually do shots, I will do one with you in honor of your birthday if you decide to venture out of your cabin. 😉
  • queenkwongThere will be no venturing out of the cabin. There are too many episodes of The Real Housewives to watch.
  • d_gargsSlow news day at the RollingStone.com; this post made headlines.
  • rikakayoconnorLooking forward to meeting you @marleyamour. I've been working with Nonpoint for years, as well as other several other bands on the ship. This will be my fourth ShipRocked.
  • _mrs_soriano@rikakayoconnor looking forward to meeting you too! Safe travels to Florida.
  • jebnniHad my 40th on the cruise last year.... It's a great place to spend, what some people consider, you're over the hill birthday. Sunshine, blue water, great food and awesome people.
  • lfkhogsAgain proving why @thewesborland is the only redeeming thing about Limp Bizkit. I'm gonna go listen to Big Dumb Face now.
  • ashavildsen@theamandafiore
  • vivian.p.chen@noogieee
  • nonpointofficialWe are looking forward to sharing the stage with you guys.
  • julianisdead@oxmxgxtacos
  • _bledniysyka blyad
  • harleylive@harkathon Impeccable
  • harkathon@harleylive 💅
  • jvimieTake me with you that sounds fun
  • seansv@esmachtnicht this is it
  • tedwolfmanryan@thewesborland Hahahaha I still listen to black light burns no matter what!
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