adamauburnjust got massage-raped by a homeless, naked, Somalian in #dtla. I don't even know where to begin the psychological recovery. After i gave her a few bucks for the massage, she took her top off and chased us all the way to the car, where she ultimately pressed her naked, homeless breasts all over the windows. I think they call that a "hobo happy ending". Just another night in beautiful downtown la!
- adamauburnInvestigative Journalism Photo by: @djnonfiction
- mq_vLmfao sounds wonderful.
- danniybarraLmao! You should've stopped by Create in Hollywood to see Rebecca and Fiona!
- mr_jediSame lady tried dancing with me on my walk to EXLA
- sarahsiemensThat is HILARIOUS!!! Scariolas all up on your window!!!
- alex91387I would have been scared as fuck
- _jcanooBum bump!!!! Lmfao hahahaa
- __allydanielleI would've peed myself from laughing and crying so hard.
- chrissyyfittSo cute
- ja4n33seToo funny yet traumatizing. 😱😆
- wabarusSounds like a good night
- welcometothesanitariumGreat city
- sashenka84OMG lol
- gleamingthecubeLookin good ol man
- stardustlovexanderHoly shit. First time for everything
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