pftompkinsGuys. You ALL forgot my side-table party was today? Uh, kind of a big "coincidence," wouldn't you say? Where is everyone? YOU KNEW THIS WAS IMPORTANT TO ME.
- cousinwayneIn the voice of Werner
- avatarhandsPaul, this is going to keep happening until you stop scheduling things at the same time as the monthly Ottoman Circle. Get it together, man.
- mickamick@mesogonzo are you following this guy yet???
- apolaknamedskiI can by early, and I saw no one was there so I left my gum under the table
- mrbradlesYour Evite went to my spam folder.
- jakefogelnestI find it very suspicious that you timed your side-table party with my weekly tying of a single balloon outside of your window, which I should remind you, is for religious reasons!
- timchoFunny shit dude!
- thisguystaintI love it when my "LOL"s last longer than the time it takes me to read these gems!
- anglizzie@pftompkins I came to the door with chips and salsa and some dick called the cops on me.
- primitivepaintersyou've got to follow your balloon
- bummersandwichSaw Chris Hanson thru the window and knew it was a set up... DAMN YOU TOMPKINS!!!!
- thealfWhat is that, mylar? How gauche.
- charliefonvilleThis shall be the banner image for every evite from now on.
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