Guys. You ALL forgot my side-table party was today? Uh, kind of a big "coincidence," wouldn't you say? Where is everyone? YOU KNEW THIS WAS IMPORTANT TO ME.
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  • pftompkinsGuys. You ALL forgot my side-table party was today? Uh, kind of a big "coincidence," wouldn't you say? Where is everyone? YOU KNEW THIS WAS IMPORTANT TO ME.

  • cousinwayneIn the voice of Werner
  • mtrumbrew😂
  • avatarhandsPaul, this is going to keep happening until you stop scheduling things at the same time as the monthly Ottoman Circle. Get it together, man.
  • mickamick@mesogonzo are you following this guy yet???
  • apolaknamedskiI can by early, and I saw no one was there so I left my gum under the table
  • mrbradlesYour Evite went to my spam folder.
  • jakefogelnestI find it very suspicious that you timed your side-table party with my weekly tying of a single balloon outside of your window, which I should remind you, is for religious reasons!
  • timchoFunny shit dude!
  • thisguystaintI love it when my "LOL"s last longer than the time it takes me to read these gems!
  • topher_m_hLonely
  • anglizzie@pftompkins I came to the door with chips and salsa and some dick called the cops on me.
  • primitivepaintersyou've got to follow your balloon
  • bummersandwichSaw Chris Hanson thru the window and knew it was a set up... DAMN YOU TOMPKINS!!!!
  • garsmi#elegantballoons
  • thealfWhat is that, mylar? How gauche.
  • jeanniebluemelAhaaa
  • charliefonvilleThis shall be the banner image for every evite from now on.
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