• borgoreAnal

  • marcels_musicjajajajajja
  • prizzaqueenWhy you so sexy?
  • prizzaqueen@borgore
  • sootdawwgLol love the snowboarding shout tho! #analogclothing
  • yusriospMmm yummy :3
  • marcossssolIs that an Anal OG shirt? @borgore
  • ericaleslee#analog program got cut!
  • jennaminichielloLuv me
  • _steveserranoAnalrapist
  • lacequeenofbassOut of all the possibilities of chico this is what you so disappointed, should have got your nympho on with us! @borgore
  • _coopdog_Mother****ing ****. I was just masturbating and everything was going great. I was in my room, i had my headphones on, i was totally naked sitting at my computer fapping away to a video on redtube. All of a sudden there's this really sharp pain in my dick, like it just got stabbed with a sewing needle. I jerked my hand back and it bumped into my computer tower, which sits on the desk. Well, i had my stick of deodorant on top of the tower, and that bitch fell off and landed deodorant-end-down on the head of my cock. Holy ****ing **** did that hurt, and on top of that it hit so hard that it actually forced some deodorant into my urethra. I've never had anything burn so bad in my entire life. I jumped out of my ****ing chair and stood up because it hurt so bad; this caused my headphone cable to get yanked out of my speakers, which caused "oh yeah baby come deep in my tight teen ******* uh uh uh" to get blared through my ****ing house and almost maximum volume. Now my eyes are watering from the pain of the deodorant inside my cock but i manage to punch one of my speakers hard enough so they turn off. I looked down and noticed blood dripping off of my cock; i guess the lip of the plastic deodorant thing bit into my foreskin as it connected with my cock. The blood was dripping down my leg.
    This all happened in the space of maybe 6 seconds. It may seem bad but it gets worse. Just as i'm standing there trying to figure out what the **** happened, my bedroom door ****ing opens. My dad was standing there with my acceptance letter to johns hopkins. I froze and he stared at me, naked with my bloody erection for maybe 15 seconds before he noticed my computer monitor and the brutal anal sex scene going on full-screen. He immediately closed the door and left without saying anything. This may seem embarrassing but my dad is a seriously conservative christian. This happened about 15 minutes ago and he hasn't said anything to me yet. I'm still in my room trying to get the god damn ****ing old spice out of my cock.
  • _huerta_What the fuck
  • cal_cloneLegend
  • cal_cloneCoopdog-----> legend
  • elchavez1992@_coopdog_ fucking awesome story haha
  • jake.sheltonWhat did I just read?
  • alpaldub@_coopdog_ that was the best story I've ever spent time reading on a social network site ever.
  • alpaldub@_coopdog_ and that is dead fuckin serious. Lmfao you're the godfather.
  • and_then_it_happenedNoooo @alpaldub @_coopdog_ no bullshit
  • jenniferjmgYo tambien te amo
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