"Mortals know me as... THE FISH-FATER. I come from a realm beyond your understanding to decide the fates of all the world's fish. FOOLISH FISH! I PLAY WITH YOUR LIVES AS A CHILD WOULD PLAY WITH A TOY! Anyway, it's either you get caught by some dude, you ALMOST get caught by some dude, or you get eaten by some other dumb fish. Occasionally a bear. #FOLO! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A TRUCK DON'T MISTAKE ME FOR YOUR PERSONAL MOVING COMPANY! FISH-FATER OUT! PEACE!"
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  • pftompkins"Mortals know me as... THE FISH-FATER. I come from a realm beyond your understanding to decide the fates of all the world's fish. FOOLISH FISH! I PLAY WITH YOUR LIVES AS A CHILD WOULD PLAY WITH A TOY! Anyway, it's either you get caught by some dude, you ALMOST get caught by some dude, or you get eaten by some other dumb fish. Occasionally a bear. #FOLO! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A TRUCK DON'T MISTAKE ME FOR YOUR PERSONAL MOVING COMPANY! FISH-FATER OUT! PEACE!"

  • canistillbegarth#masterfater
  • mindlikefireI traveled oceans of time as well as actual oceans to find him. For eons he has eluded me. ALL THIS TIME HE WAS IN CALI?! Fish Fater Hunter FAIL!
  • iamkulap#folo
  • macklemegzHAHAHAHA omg you know you're the best right?
  • thestereobatI want to know what he thought that would say. No. Not want. Need.
  • moonpoolsFish fighter, in a Scottish accent? 👊💥🐟
  • moonpoolsMaybe fish evader. 🏃💨🐟
  • illiteratehannah@oldcarousel 👏👏👏
  • cameronespositoGreat writing on this post. Just really great. YOU REALLY TOOK ME INTO THE MIND OF A FISHFATER.
  • rigellkat"#FOLO"...LOL
  • notjewvenchy@woolves
  • chaseroperDo you write these novella instagrams while in traffic or do you snap the pic and marinate on the caption until you have free hands?
  • scottyhump@mullinmj
  • badmovebaker🐟OLO
  • moonpools@petroshmo 👏👏👏
  • jacqueladukeFishfater: verb. 1.The stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another fish's genitals, especially to orgasm.
  • aaron_somersDoes a fishfater have the second sight?
  • heldcaptiveI read it as FISHFIGHTER: PLENTY MORE FIGHTS IN THE SEA
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