pftompkins"Mortals know me as... THE FISH-FATER. I come from a realm beyond your understanding to decide the fates of all the world's fish. FOOLISH FISH! I PLAY WITH YOUR LIVES AS A CHILD WOULD PLAY WITH A TOY! Anyway, it's either you get caught by some dude, you ALMOST get caught by some dude, or you get eaten by some other dumb fish. Occasionally a bear. #FOLO! JUST BECAUSE I HAVE A TRUCK DON'T MISTAKE ME FOR YOUR PERSONAL MOVING COMPANY! FISH-FATER OUT! PEACE!"
- mindlikefireI traveled oceans of time as well as actual oceans to find him. For eons he has eluded me. ALL THIS TIME HE WAS IN CALI?! Fish Fater Hunter FAIL!
- macklemegzHAHAHAHA omg you know you're the best right?
- thestereobatI want to know what he thought that would say. No. Not want. Need.
- moonpoolsFish fighter, in a Scottish accent? 👊💥🐟
- moonpoolsMaybe fish evader. 🏃💨🐟
- illiteratehannah@oldcarousel 👏👏👏
- cameronespositoGreat writing on this post. Just really great. YOU REALLY TOOK ME INTO THE MIND OF A FISHFATER.
- chaseroperDo you write these novella instagrams while in traffic or do you snap the pic and marinate on the caption until you have free hands?
- moonpools@petroshmo 👏👏👏
- jacqueladukeFishfater: verb. 1.The stimulation, by manual or other means exclusive of coitus, of another fish's genitals, especially to orgasm.
- aaron_somersDoes a fishfater have the second sight?
- heldcaptiveI read it as FISHFIGHTER: PLENTY MORE FIGHTS IN THE SEA
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