Helena Bonham Carter || So Instagram just clocked 100,00,000 users. Nice work

The only thing that I'm thinking is how many undetected criminals are there among that hefty number? I mean come on, law of averages says that there's gotta be a few, right? Geez, even The Vatican has a few and they don't have 100mil behind their walls!

So what I'm proposing is like, a global #confessional - #confess your #sins brothers n sisters. Don't be afraid of all the judges out there, #sinners...lift that weight...tell Father Phil (don't worry that I'm a Jew) what naughty things you've done and we'll pray that the IG gods won't strike you down #whereyoustand
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  • pdyHelena Bonham Carter || So Instagram just clocked 100,00,000 users. Nice work

    The only thing that I'm thinking is how many undetected criminals are there among that hefty number? I mean come on, law of averages says that there's gotta be a few, right? Geez, even The Vatican has a few and they don't have 100mil behind their walls!

    So what I'm proposing is like, a global #confessional - #confess your #sins brothers n sisters. Don't be afraid of all the judges out there, #sinners...lift that weight...tell Father Phil (don't worry that I'm a Jew) what naughty things you've done and we'll pray that the IG gods won't strike you down #whereyoustand

  • elbow_macaroniSOOO MUCH AWESOME IN THIS I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE IT.
  • tilly_jak@p_d_y I didn't say I wasn't a sinner! I just harbor no guilt!! 😁😈
  • pdy@elbow_macaroni see, now that's why I love ya 😍
  • pdy@tilly_jak ooooh they're the worst kind of sinners...sounds interesting 😆😳😆
  • tilly_jak@p_d_y how many days have you got? 😁😳😉
  • pdy@tilly_jak don't be shy..I have a discreet congregation 😐
  • tilly_jak@p_d_y 😳😳😳😂😂😂 nope I'm still not sold on the idea! You'll just have to imagine!!! 😜
  • pdy@tilly_jak how about some candy then? 😈
  • tilly_jak@p_d_y bahaha you dirty old man! Candy's not my downfall 😳😁
  • elbow_macaroni💘💘💘
  • dotingloveWow
  • shotbysaltBeautiful feed! Great stuff.
  • jessuckapowHahajajajaja oh god I'm dying. Reading through these again and at a glance I thought our dear @atler confessed to shooting his friend. And I've got the cat o nine tails waiting for Pernille!
  • jessuckapowBtw...I'm going to plead the 5th like our dear @leahminium
  • jessuckapowEr @pernillescheele 👆i mentioned u above. Never fun to talk about people behind their backs ;)
  • pinkrumbaBeauty
  • yrh._jayySmokin weed
  • jasminecancerianMen themselves have wondered what they see in me they try so much but then can't touch my inner mystery when I try to show them they say your so beautiful oh your body oh and your curves but they still can't see... I say it's the arch of my back the sun of my smile the ride of my breasts the grace of my style a real woman that's me
  • timtencateYou've got some amazing work. It's very personal and honoust. I love the tone of it!
  • noordzeePerfect
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