Have you heard of Parental Mortality Syndrome? Probably not, because it only afflicts children of heads of state. That's why it's worthy of remarking upon, because no one else with parents has ever had such strange thoughts.
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  • pftompkinsHave you heard of Parental Mortality Syndrome? Probably not, because it only afflicts children of heads of state. That's why it's worthy of remarking upon, because no one else with parents has ever had such strange thoughts.

  • frankiebumbaloThat is the most morbid cover I've ever seen @pftompkins
  • dethofmanThis is atrocious!! Elmo has a gay lover?!?!?
  • dope_as_yolaHahhaha this is ridiculous 😂 @pftompkins
  • izzy_bromEW that's weird :/
  • cartarsauceI love that the Elmo headline is below that garbage. Haha
  • mattbachussucksI too am Elmo's gay lover.
  • gabrielaaronhairIn a way we're all Elmo's gay lover
  • anthonyduranWait a minute... Elmo's GAY?!?
  • _gyro_gearlooseI heard Elmo likes a fist in his butt.
  • geiserblackHold up... Is Chelsea crying because her parents are going to die or because she wanted to be Elmo's gay lover?
  • jakeshriverartEven if Elmo is gay, he'll outlive any gay puppeteer who fists his furry taint! Fact. 😝
  • heldcaptiveTastefully done, Globe
  • ifoughtthelauraWait, since when does Elmo have a gender? I thought Elmo was genderless...
  • bonezmccoy@ifoughtthelaura Elmo doesn't need to have a gender in order for its lover to be gay. The headline makes no reference to Elmo's gender or sexuality, just that of its (gay) lover.
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