chefazNice Jewish kid reading his fave Chanukah present next to Xmas tree....
- drewchasonShalom y'all
- alexaizenbergWhen you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
People who are jewish, just like you and me:
David lee roth lights the menorrah,
So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.
Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew!
You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
But guess who is...hall of famer rod carew--(he converted!) We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!
Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is:all three stooges.
So many jews are in show biz-- Tom cruise isn¹t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]
- kevskinny@alexaizenberg #getalife
- victoreeuhxxHahahahaahaaaaa @kevskinny
- alexaizenberg@kevskinny #goodone
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