Nice Jewish kid reading his fave Chanukah present next to Xmas tree....
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  • chefazNice Jewish kid reading his fave Chanukah present next to Xmas tree....

  • drewchasonShalom y'all
  • alexaizenbergWhen you feel like the only kid in town without a x-mas tree, heres a list of
    People who are jewish, just like you and me:
    David lee roth lights the menorrah,
    So do james caan, kirk douglas, and the late dinah shore-ah
    Guess who eats together at the karnickey deli,
    Bowzer from sha-na-na, and arthur fonzerrelli.
    Paul newmans half jewish; goldie hawns half too,
    Put them together--what a fine lookin' jew!
    You don't need deck the halls or jingle bell rock
    Cause you can spin the dreidl with captain kirk and mr. spock--both jewish!O.j. simpson-- not a jew!
    But guess who is...hall of famer rod carew--(he converted!) We got ann landers and her sister dear abby,
    Harrison fords a quarter jewish--not too shabby!
    Some people think that ebeneezer scrooge is,
    Well, he's not, but guess who is:all three stooges.

    So many jews are in show biz-- Tom cruise isn¹t, [tacit] but I heard his agent is. [esus]
  • kevskinny@alexaizenberg #getalife
  • victoreeuhxxHahahahaahaaaaa @kevskinny
  • alexaizenberg@kevskinny #goodone
  • sunnymichelAwwwww
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