Anyone who does not already know that you can substitute fibrous beef hearts for goose is beneath my fucking contempt.
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  • johnhodgmanAnyone who does not already know that you can substitute fibrous beef hearts for goose is beneath my fucking contempt.

  • m4rzinkaGeese are very sensitive of being mocked; specially by an organ meat.
  • crystalmeersGotcha!
  • mattmcginity@hilabyela
  • dan2dublinYou sleigh me, John Hodgman
  • rfkjuniorDon't forget the tubes. Geese have no tubes. They only have slots, which don't cut it when it comes to feeding more than 3.
  • kuro_nephilimLOL in a Japanese Starbucks @johnhodgman 's comment, think they're coming to arrest me now
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