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Finished me set at @mccawhall and got a text from @davechappelle. Come over to the arena he’s performing in next door and do a guest set. Why not? I waved good-bye to this hell-year with a genius I started comedy with 34 years ago. He works an arena like he’s talking to one person and charming their skin off. Anyway, I ended the year with a real friend and a deep laugh. Can’t ask for much more.
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And then the bullies sit back and smile that smug leftist smirk and celebrate dividing two lifelong friends
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Looks like Shrek and Donkey 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Whos the midget next to you? Happy you volunteer to make kids, retards and any others have a good day!
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Love both you guys! ♥♥♥ Both comedic geniuses and masters of your art! Thank you for years of laughter. Love you both!
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@mexi_blacc that’s an excellent way to put it. The mob is an evil bully out for power pretending to play the role of either hero or victim. When you have the power to destroy someone and you do you are neither.
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The fact that you feel you have to apologize for being friends with someone who is an excellent comedian, possibly one of the greatest of all time, says a lot about your "liberal fan base".
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@ejakcity LOL
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Two masters for me❤️🔥😍
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@teammenges1 lol you’re caught up in the same way of thinking as them 😂
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@jkosinski20 Fvck the haters!!!
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