This caption is going to be a long one, but wait for it... I asked myself today what 16yr-old Heather B. Hamilton would think of the life she was living on her birthday at 42. I was sitting along the Grand Canal at Versailles with one of my best and oldest friends in the world, @poppin_pillz_in_the_city, eating bread and an assortment of very French and very not vegan things. The wind was blowing and, dear Lord, the gardens were literally singing opera. Suddenly, I got a happy birthday text message from @cturlington who is, hands down, one of the most generous people on the planet. Those of you who remember 16yr-old Heather B. Hamilton know that I had magazine cutouts of her and Linda Evangelista all over my walls in high school. And right then 16yr-old Heather B. Hamilton had a heart attack. Someone should resuscitate her because she's got one hell of a life to live.
