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20 slimdown diet tips! 1. anxiety disorder * 2. resultant constant nausea 3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny 4. constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future 5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus * 6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail 7. watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains 8. finally realizing superheroes aren't real (specifically the X-Factor, really thought they'd handle this) 9. marching your ass off 10. a quiet rage that replaces need for food with need for revenge 11. sleeping 19 hours a day 12. realizing that even the liberal media wants dem clicks no matter whut 13. worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don't 14. realizing who ya real friends are 15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft (lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if the conflict was resolved) 16. bladder spasms, urinary frequency and urgency * 17. having your phone number leaked and violent images texted to your phone by randos under names like VERYFATCHUCKYBOY@creepz.com 18. keeping your back arched against the wind 19. um, who the fuck cares? 20. I have no tips I give no tips I don't want to be on this cover cuz it's diametrically opposed to everything I've fought my whole career for and it's not a compliment to me because it's not an achievement thanx * Star indicates a pre-existing condition
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  • lenadunham20 slimdown diet tips!
    1. anxiety disorder *
    2. resultant constant nausea
    3. an election that reveals the true depths of American misogyny
    4. constant sweaty dreams of dystopian future
    5. abdominal adhesions pinning ovary below uterus *
    6. baseless but still harrowing threats to physical safety online and through smail mail
    7. watching institutions you love from Planned Parenthood to PBS be threatened by cartoon mustache-twirling villains
    8. finally realizing superheroes aren't real (specifically the X-Factor, really thought they'd handle this)
    9. marching your ass off
    10. a quiet rage that replaces need for food with need for revenge
    11. sleeping 19 hours a day
    12. realizing that even the liberal media wants dem clicks no matter whut
    13. worrying ceaselessly about the health and safety of women you know and women you don't
    14. realizing who ya real friends are
    15. having to switch from Uber to Lyft (lots of calories burned trying to understand a new app, then even more trying to understand if the conflict was resolved)
    16. bladder spasms, urinary frequency and urgency *
    17. having your phone number leaked and violent images texted to your phone by randos under names like VERYFATCHUCKYBOY@creepz.com
    18. keeping your back arched against the wind
    19. um, who the fuck cares?
    20. I have no tips I give no tips I don't want to be on this cover cuz it's diametrically opposed to everything I've fought my whole career for and it's not a compliment to me because it's not an achievement thanx * Star indicates a pre-existing condition
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  • golebiewskikarolMisogyny? How is that the source of all the worst when feminism is the greatest? You just looking for attention
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  • blanchardo14@lenadunham misogyny is not why you lost weight. You can't just blame all of your problems on misogyny and the so called "patriarchy." You lost weight because you were mad that trump won. (And he will keep on winning) Lol you feminists 😂
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