Cecil the Swan ...
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Lately, since Spring has kind of sprung (today), I don't know what's happening with my phone, because I've absolutely no idea what kind of photos I'm actually taking. I'm sure it's due to the glare from the rare appearance of something called 'The Sun' ... but my cell seems not to know how to handle  this, so I'm quite literally shooting blind!
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Today, some load of inhuman bollocks threw a small pontoon into the pond next to Sylvie's nest ... So naturally, I tried to climb into the pond via a log to dislodge said pontoon and carry it to the refuse bin, as the opportunity would prove too tempting for the locals, and the Swans eggs might've been messed about with, in some all together #Massacuckoon way.
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The result? I fell into the shit-soaked pond whilst wearing my English riding boats, JCrew pants, and sweater, and then catwalked like the Creature of the Black Lagoon back to my jail cell in the -3 star 'Dog Gland Tower' ... where I managed to strip, bath, and wash -- and even throw my boots -- in the WASHER! Ba-boom.
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Thus, I'm beginning to think I've become some sort of Stanley-Livingston team all wrapped up into one 5'3" persistently petite frame ... But as I'm currently on my 3rd G&T to kill any microbes that might've been absorbed by my bloodstream ... like Bilharzia (see Egyptology)​, I really couldn't say.
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Anyway, stiff upper lip and all that, pontoon removed, properly drunk, and still smelling a bit of Swan Pond ... But, after all, they are the Royal Birds of Great Britain ... And what, Ho! Where the HELL is bloody Jeeves when I need him?!
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Nominations for OBE in the works, no doubt for Local Swan Saviour or ...
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#EnglishRidingBootsUnion #RoyalOrderofTheCygnet
#WritersofInstagram #Editors
#Adventures 😵😄💦🏊🏆
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  • europabridge1Cecil the Swan ...

    Lately, since Spring has kind of sprung (today), I don't know what's happening with my phone, because I've absolutely no idea what kind of photos I'm actually taking. I'm sure it's due to the glare from the rare appearance of something called 'The Sun' ... but my cell seems not to know how to handle this, so I'm quite literally shooting blind!

    Today, some load of inhuman bollocks threw a small pontoon into the pond next to Sylvie's nest ... So naturally, I tried to climb into the pond via a log to dislodge said pontoon and carry it to the refuse bin, as the opportunity would prove too tempting for the locals, and the Swans eggs might've been messed about with, in some all together #Massacuckoon way.

    The result? I fell into the shit-soaked pond whilst wearing my English riding boats, JCrew pants, and sweater, and then catwalked like the Creature of the Black Lagoon back to my jail cell in the -3 star 'Dog Gland Tower' ... where I managed to strip, bath, and wash -- and even throw my boots -- in the WASHER! Ba-boom.

    Thus, I'm beginning to think I've become some sort of Stanley-Livingston team all wrapped up into one 5'3" persistently petite frame ... But as I'm currently on my 3rd G&T to kill any microbes that might've been absorbed by my bloodstream ... like Bilharzia (see Egyptology)​, I really couldn't say.

    Anyway, stiff upper lip and all that, pontoon removed, properly drunk, and still smelling a bit of Swan Pond ... But, after all, they are the Royal Birds of Great Britain ... And what, Ho! Where the HELL is bloody Jeeves when I need him?!

    Nominations for OBE in the works, no doubt for Local Swan Saviour or ...

    #EnglishRidingBootsUnion #RoyalOrderofTheCygnet
    #WritersofInstagram #Editors
    #Adventures 😵😄💦🏊🏆

  • callingthetruth@europabridge1 Oh nooo... got any colloidal silver?
  • europabridge1@callingthetruth No ... Does that neutralize toxins?
  • callingthetruth@europabridge1 Yep 👍 antibacterial and antiviral ⭐️
  • europabridge1@callingthetruth Off to Whole Foods, if I can get off this wretched sofa! Think I used to take that when I lived in LA ... Thanks! 🌞
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  • masimbaStunning creature! So close you came with the camera ! 💞
  • europabridge1@masimba He'd be my pet ... if he were not a SWAN! 😆😃😘
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