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flushgordenOh it's Easter. Look upon my joyfulness. Spring has sprung and it is filling me with so much happy I may not be able to contain it all. I can only hold onto myself tightly to ensure that I do not explode from the sheer ecstasy that is overwhelming my innards. All of you in the front row better be wearing something waterproof or feel the force of the bursting of the guts in your general direction.
I do jest about the Easter thing. This is just my face in it's natural form. If it's going to the effort of changing it to something more mirthful then the reason is going to have to be phenomenal. You know all the muscles it takes to move things on there and that sounds far too much like exercise. Makes me feel all sweaty just thinking about it.
This is why when it comes to delivering Easter Eggs I shall not be hopping about and placing them in obscure locations for you to find. Mostly because that's not how we do it but also because I'll be too busy taking the two halves of the eggs and placing them onto my chest to make chocolate bosoms. Come and marvel at them. For they shall be shapely and voluptuous and eww melty. Well that was a bad idea....unless? No no no that's not going to happen. And licking chocolate off my own chest is just the wrong sort of weird.
Or is it?
Ewww hair....owww neck strain.
Yes, too weird.
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