melhamlettThere are three women here who think Mr L is their boyfriend or husband on any given day. Unlike my dad, Mr L is widowed. Last night, when one of the nurses asked if she could put him to bed, he said "only if you let me give you a kiss." She pretended to be flattered and said "oh I can't today. I'm sick!" I caught him eyeing me several times while I was there too. And he always wants to sit next to women.
While Ms M ("Trouble") thinks he's her husband a few days a week and this other lady thinks he's HER husband some days, it's Ms P that has his heart most. She's a little bit of a zombie, so she'll go along with anything he says. One night he came up to her and said he was gonna take her to a rock concert downstairs (there is no downstairs) and then they were caught trying to escape later that night. Things are usually the most scandalous on days when her private nurse is off (her family pays a woman to sit with her all day). Mr L seems to be aware that she's not under someone's watch on those days and that's when Ms P is almost always found holding his hand in the hallway or eating with him. yesterday they got busted making out in the living room and were stopped but the nurses let them eat together.
There are two couples here who are cute and clearly love each other, but there's just nothing like seeing a budding romance, especially since they don't remember it from day to day so it's always in the early, exciting stages.
I was surprised to find out Mr L was a super religious guy and in the choir before cuz he's one horny motherfucker lol.
But age, coupled with alztheimers, really reduces people to their basic human instincts (in the most alarming and sometimes beautiful ways). My dad has become even more of a dirty old man since I was home last. One nurse said "Can I get you anything else?" and he said "your pussy!" When we tell him about these instances he's horrified and doesn't remember. The women are hoeny too, if you caught my post last visit home about the lady propositioning him and pulling up her skirt and him telling her to fuck off.
Never a dull moment here you guys.
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