Posting this while sitting in the auto shop waiting room with a man eating cheetos, but instead of putting them in his mouth like a normal person, he takes each one individually and runs it horizontally under his nose three times and sniffs it like someone inspecting a fine cigar, then, extends his arm out 18", looks at the Cheeto for a moment with great discern, then rams it into his teeth and chomps it into his mouth like a woodchipper takes to a Christmas tree, which was almost cute the first time but you know how many Cheetos are in a bag? TOO PHUCKING MANY. #stopthemadness 🙏 Also, I painted more flowers inspired by the 80s grandeur of Designing Women "Sugarbaker Banquet 5" #lifepalette2017 Know what is not in here? Cheetos. ☝️️
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  • amanda_evanstonPosting this while sitting in the auto shop waiting room with a man eating cheetos, but instead of putting them in his mouth like a normal person, he takes each one individually and runs it horizontally under his nose three times and sniffs it like someone inspecting a fine cigar, then, extends his arm out 18", looks at the Cheeto for a moment with great discern, then rams it into his teeth and chomps it into his mouth like a woodchipper takes to a Christmas tree, which was almost cute the first time but you know how many Cheetos are in a bag? TOO PHUCKING MANY. #stopthemadness 🙏 Also, I painted more flowers inspired by the 80s grandeur of Designing Women "Sugarbaker Banquet 5" #lifepalette2017 Know what is not in here? Cheetos. ☝️️

  • studio23sNo cheetos allowed! 😂
  • thesnugbungalowHoly. 😂 This needs to go into your book. (the one you need to write about your life)
  • hmcammaAaaaahahahaha!
  • julieolsonartYou are so funny 😂
  • ginghamandgrosgrainHahaha! I'd be accidentally grabbing that bag from his hands. 😂😂😂
  • pollyjonesartWell described! I felt myself there😬 lovely painting though
  • aks07Such a beautiful painting, but that Cheeto story, I am dying! You must have wanted to grab the bag from him and stomp on it.
  • lindavandenberg58Now if that were Ryan Gosling eating those Cheetos that would be mighty FINE but I'm guessing it wasn't!!!😣😣😣
  • affordablychicartYour description 😂😂😂 I'm cringing!!
  • bekwalesPeople are weird.
  • archerprenAaaahahahahaha!!!! Wow. That painted quite the picture.
  • roseknowsOh my gosh. I seriously just bought a bag of Cheetos because I haven't seen them in six years. I do solemnly swear NOT to eat them as described. Yikes.
  • allysonharttNoooo! I've seen people chomp like a chimp monk but.... Did he offer you one? 😂😂😂
  • countrychiccottage😂😂😂
  • instasmandsMary Jo would totally make your painting a focal piece. 🌸🌺🌷#designingwomen
  • annwilson7264Well, we know you are very sensitive to Cheetos from your commuting days.! How about a Cheeto colored/flavored painting?
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