All this rain has got us daydreaming about the ☀️. #makos #stuffyouprobablywant
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  • outdoortechAll this rain has got us daydreaming about the ☀️. #makos #stuffyouprobablywant

  • hirasaurus.rexI sexually Identify as a Turtle Shell 3.0. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of blasting sick beats via Bluetooth while floating in the ocean. People say to me that a person being a wireless speaker is impossible and I'm freaking crazy but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install a high capacity 20-hour Lithium-ion battery, built-in power bank, and IPX7 rated polygonal housing on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Turtle" and respect my right to daisy-chain with other turtle shells and fill the air with sweet music. If you can't accept me you're an ODTphobe and need to check your speaker privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
  • defenseinnovationTrain as you Fight 🇺🇸
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