So basically, even if I never write another book again, I will consider myself a successful author for having edged out Fox News host Bill O'Reilly and the author of Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin, in Amazon's Top 100 Authors list. But I already considered myself a success, because when I did an interview in Bill O'Reilly's Fox News studio last year, I made it a point to fart in his chair. So I win.
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In all seriousness, though, thank you beyond words to everyone who has supported my earlier programs and books. I've got more coming, and I'm getting really excited.
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  • dallashartwigSo basically, even if I never write another book again, I will consider myself a successful author for having edged out Fox News host Bill O'Reilly and the author of Game of Thrones, George R.R. Martin, in Amazon's Top 100 Authors list. But I already considered myself a success, because when I did an interview in Bill O'Reilly's Fox News studio last year, I made it a point to fart in his chair. So I win.

    In all seriousness, though, thank you beyond words to everyone who has supported my earlier programs and books. I've got more coming, and I'm getting really excited.

  • suemacdwholefoodiewow ...the only reason you have sold more books is because you were on his show.....way to be gracious...unfollowing
  • staciehassing.dietitianHaha! Congrats @dallashartwig! It Starts with Food was completely life-changing for me!
  • maxiemomma😂😂
  • robbiecpintoBINGO!
  • kzoorunningmomFarting in Bill O'Reilly's chair is petty as hell and I approve. 😂😂😂
  • fitbit2014sq@suemacddesign Dallas did not need Bill O'Riley to sell his books 🙄 Nope, not ever.
  • michaleenie2.0Yay! Excited for what's to come!
  • motivatedmaybesI love this so much! 😂
  • kylekriegerhairYes!
  • atari_simply_eats_eggsYes! 😂
  • brock_harris_for_reals_ya_guysBanger!
  • thehealthyapple👌👌👌
  • 36martha1225Please take all of your truly unique and insightful and just plain awesome ideas and write a book! Please! (And make it easier enough for kid too.)
  • heidsy😂😂😂😂 congrats!
  • charlotte0797@kellylocke I am laughing still and its been 15 minutes since I read his post!!!!!
  • dallashartwig@suemacddesign Actually, I wasn't on his show. Fox used his studio for my interview. I wish you well.
  • sharonanc55Yes you are the winner!! Go and write that book, you and OMGPaleo are the only two people I follow and actually read your daily post. Your young, fresh, roll with it !! Love all your books. I am deleting all social media and getting back to my Life and my husband.. and my last two children. My daughter who I adopted from China graduates high school. Our son just graduated from UNCW. He will be here 3 months before heading to China to live.
  • wholegreens💥
  • chachachilla@bina2006 - Who's on first?! 😂😂
  • pdmittensYou are a success.
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