Every girl gets drunk and tries to take hot pictures, all while thinking "omg, no one has ever or will ever look as good as me right now." (That's what I was thinking when I took the picture to the right- really thought I was oozing sex appeal with that stare) yeah, sometimes they are Goblin pics and sometimes they turn out hot (see pic on left, probably the reason you are still reading) But again, we get so mad when women are cool with their bodies, no matter the type. There are also thousands of memes that are like "get you a girl that can do both" and it's a pic of a girl pulling a Mac truck with her teeth and then like, spinning on a pole or reading while baking or something stupid like learning and wearing heels. Next to my picture is a text from my Smokey Husky about the pic I posted earlier. Now, I would never date a man who wasn't like DOWN for me expressing myself, but that text there is what every girl needs to read from her guy. So girls? Get yourself a man (or don't, being single is totally cool) who can do both support and respect you ... and also will  take you for drinks and snacks. If this post bothers you, oh well. Your insecurities aren't my concern. Sorry I was doing squats while you were busy scrolling through other people's achievements. (Also? Notice I took the pic on my tippy toes? I know what a lenses does to the female body, never pose flat foot, don't be a monster. #fuckbitchesgetmoney (also notice the portrait of Blanche as a Turkish princess in the background)
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  • ilizasEvery girl gets drunk and tries to take hot pictures, all while thinking "omg, no one has ever or will ever look as good as me right now." (That's what I was thinking when I took the picture to the right- really thought I was oozing sex appeal with that stare) yeah, sometimes they are Goblin pics and sometimes they turn out hot (see pic on left, probably the reason you are still reading) But again, we get so mad when women are cool with their bodies, no matter the type. There are also thousands of memes that are like "get you a girl that can do both" and it's a pic of a girl pulling a Mac truck with her teeth and then like, spinning on a pole or reading while baking or something stupid like learning and wearing heels. Next to my picture is a text from my Smokey Husky about the pic I posted earlier. Now, I would never date a man who wasn't like DOWN for me expressing myself, but that text there is what every girl needs to read from her guy. So girls? Get yourself a man (or don't, being single is totally cool) who can do both support and respect you ... and also will take you for drinks and snacks. If this post bothers you, oh well. Your insecurities aren't my concern. Sorry I was doing squats while you were busy scrolling through other people's achievements. (Also? Notice I took the pic on my tippy toes? I know what a lenses does to the female body, never pose flat foot, don't be a monster. #fuckbitchesgetmoney (also notice the portrait of Blanche as a Turkish princess in the background)

  • nataku00009People are crazy
  • dwiti.desaiWow I'm really happy for you and the love you both share @ilizas I hope everyone is so lucky. And I hope there is something positive for everyone to take away from this.
  • dobbsillaI continue to love and support you Iliza. Not only are you funny but you say shit like this and remind me that just because somebody doesn't value or respect me based on my expression of my own body doesn't mean I'm not worthy of both of those things. Thank you. 😘
  • rorybalmer@ilizas No matter who you are; the one caveat of being and expressing yourself is that it will make people who haven't found themselves yet uncomfortable and insecure and the will lash out. Unfortunately, being yourself is often the most difficult path you can choose in life. It's a nice picture; looks like a lot of hard work went into making it!
  • reverend_dyslow.....groceries.
  • solsticesnowIf you read this, I want to know how you shot it. The angles are exceptionally elegant! The lighting is perfect, and thank you for not wearing heels. I am genuinely going to replicate this pose. Thank you for your inspiring confidence!
  • christine.wills86Wow wow wow!
  • davidrodwinEvery part of this post is hot and awesome.
  • tiger_priceyIf only more women understood that acceptance of thier shape or size & confidence is sexy as fuk !!!!!
  • robertcabral102Too dark....could be anyone
  • darkmynderNice arse.
  • ba1172SO SEXY AND GORGEOUS!!
  • timmydavidfarmerEhhhhh in both pics you look a tad gassy.
  • fredrikvogeli@hultman Jag vill någonstans skriva på engelska bara för den MINIMALA möjligheten att hon ser vem jag är.
  • falken_firearms_training@kaliber_rose read the whole thing lmaooo
  • jackie_thormahlen15You're amazing and you inspire me everyday! Can't wait to see you in houston❤️
  • rokstarssThat is u on the left
  • ktlyn82I need to stop reading the comment section. People talking about this being revealing or indecent. I believe it is a beautifully taken picture of a woman who works damn hard for her body. It is very classy! She is showing less than most people show at the beach. If she was in a different setting I bet most of you wouldn't bat an eye. @ilizas thank you for posting this beautiful picture!
  • ktlyn82@younghulk5.0 because they are insecure. She is showing less than what a ton of women wear at the beach. She looks amazing! Why should she have to hide beautiful pictures. The composition of the picture is amazing!
  • menorman06Ohmygosh I love this so much! I just watched three of your stand up shows on Netflix tonight and I'm crushing real hard right now. To see how secure and silly and smart and beautiful you are, I don't know why anyone would show you anything but love!
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